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April 30, 2006 

Sara and I are back from the Dominican Republic and it was amazing. What is there to do in the Dominican Republic you ask? Primarily there is the laying on the beach and the drinking of the tropical drinks, which did not have little paper parasols, much to my chagrin. Despite that minor hang-up, everything else was completely wonderful.

Day 1:
The flights to the DR were a little cold and uncomfortable, but as we arrived, we saw the tropical turquoise beaches that we would soon be lounging on. The airport had a roof made out of palm-tree leaves which was cool. We walked off of the plane onto the tarmac, paid $10 each for our tourist cards. The passport stamping lady was smoking a Marlboro. Before picking up our luggage, we passed through a checkpoint that collected our tourist cards, which we had for about 30 seconds.

On the drive to the hotel, there was this little shit brat who was sitting next to us, trying to pry open the window on the bus that didn't open, back-talking to his parents and making a jungle gym out of the front seat. When we pulled up the the 1st hotel, he said (in the whinniest voice EVER) "Um, do they have an indoor underground outdoor pool?" He asked this about three times. When no one was responding, he said "Um, is this our plane mom? Is th-- Um, is this our Hotel mom?" Sara and I both slapped our foreheads in unison. The hotel room was charming. It had a main power switch right by the door which switched off everything, including the clock, so we never really knew what time it was. We napped to catch up on some sleep and then ate which was a good thing - we hadn't eaten since much earlier that morning and were very hungry. The beach had cool sand, warm water and lots of palm trees for shade. The room also had a free mini bar with Pepsi, 7Up, and beer. There was also a liquor dispenser which brandished 4 bottles of booze. Surprisingly, we used it very little.

Day 2:
We saw some lizards outside our building and named them Lester and Ernesto. The beach was topless but unfortunately it seemed that the less attractive you were, the more you exercised your right to go topless. All-in-all it probably wasn't worth it. There was a really cool burnt shipwreck about 1/2 mile off the beach stuck on some rocks. It was so cool it almost seemed staged. We smoked some cigars and shopped at some little shops they had on the hotel property. The whole time I was trying my best to remember all of my old Spanish and then use it, just like my dad does on trips.

Day 3:
4:30am: Sara gets a visit from Montezuma and doesn't sleep very much - she's also dealing with some mosquito bites so I went to the shop to get her some itch relief while she slept. I came back with a box that said on it "Itching, burning relief!" Sara pointed out to me that it was hemorrhoid cream. I told her I didn't know since the box was all in Spanish, but she then pointed out that it was, in fact, all in English. We went snorkeling, which was just unbelievable, it was my first time. We used up all of our underwater camera pictures before we got to the sharks. There were about 12 of them and they were only about 6 feet below us.

Day 4:
More beach relaxing. At lunch they had corn pizza, a little strange (not too bad though). We both got a massage. My lady asked if she could take my boxers off, which I did and it wasn't so bad. Sara didn't realize this had happened until later, so that was kind of funny.

Day 5:
Woke up to the sound of coconuts hitting our roof, they were cutting them down and landing very loudly. That wasn't so relaxing. We went out and took pictures, went to the pool, took a nap, and saw many more lizards because it rained for 15 minutes (which was the only rain we got the entire time we were there).

Day 6:
We went on an "Outback Safari" tour. Our tour guide was David and Papi was our driver. We went to a local school and had brought some school supplies and stickers. We were able to go in the school and give the teacher these supplies. In the D.R., the government pays for the school building and teachers, but not for supplies, lesson plans, books, uniforms, etc. It was nice that we could help out a little by bringing supplies that would probably last the teacher a long time. We saw a typical country house, where a family made coffee for us. We also went to another local family's cocoa and coffee farm. The cocoa plant is completely different than what I thought it would be like - the cocoa bean pod grows on the tree trunk and is a very large oval pod with big white seeds inside (these are the cocoa beans which are purple before they are roasted to a dark brown color). I went boogie boarding on a remote beach while Sara looked for sea shells and we bought some souvenirs at a small shop. We went shopping again that night and talked to a guy who couldn't believe there was hockey in America, he thought they only played hockey in Canada.


If you made it this far, congratulations, I think this was my longest post ever. I'll have pictures up soon. The trip was so amazing and I am so happy I got to do it with my favorite person in the world. We'd recommend visiting there to anyone and can't wait to travel again.

Posted by Mark at 4/30/2006 05:33:00 PM 0




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